On May 20, 1997, Michael Jackson released his one and only remix album, Blood on the Dancefloor: HIStory in the Mix in support of his 1995 opus, HIStory. It stands as the best selling remix album ever released, and is most notable for its epic music videos released in support. The lead single from the project was the unremarkable, but a jam nonetheless, title track which seems to aim to be a recreation of the 1987 classic “Smooth Criminal,” by detailing a narrative about