97 Words: “Water Slide” by Janelle Monáe.

Vincent Anthony
2 Min Read

This song is part of our “THE SUMMER 97 (1998 x 2023)” playlist. Check out the full list.

Who can resist a good, nasty metaphor? Janelle Monáe takes a plunge into the sea of allegory on “Water Slide,” the very unserious, very unsubtle third single from “The Age of Pleasure.” With lemons on her areoles and bare ass cheeks abound, Monáe’s “Age of Pleasure” is a water park in the very metaphorical sense: it’s very hot, very wet, and very fun. Opening with the line, “If I could fuck me right here right now, I would do that,” the song is a tantalizing tease and, with its Island-inspired beat, is beach and pool party perfection.

Watch the unmissable “Water Slide” video, stream it, or buy “The Age of Pleasure.”


In celebration of summer, the staff at THE 97 has compiled a playlist containing some of our favorite summer songs, from then and now. Each day we will reveal one song, rotating daily between past and present with pairings from 1998 and 2023, for a total of 97 days/songs. Since we love nostalgia, we’re celebrating summer songs from 1998 as they turn 25, alongside new songs that we feel deserve some shine. Pairings could be thematic, sonic, or based connections between the artists.

Check out our full “THE SUMMER 97 (1998 x 2023)” playlist here

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Vincent is the founder of the magazine and has had a strong passion for popular music since, well, 1997! If it's not obvious, his favorite artists include Destiny's Child, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, P!nk, and many more. Vincent lives in New York, where he is a high school English teacher, and currently he is pursuing a Master's in Journalism at the Craig Newmark Graduate School of Journalism at CUNY.